I’m in. In with this. We can bask together in the fear of failure and public humiliation.
Because really, this (*TAPPYTAPPYTAPPYTAP*) is what I do, and the last decade saw me let myself get out of shape, and with one of those hatefully monumental age increments approaching far too quickly for my liking, it’s time to get back on the horse and just fucking do it.
Clearly I haven’t thought this through at all, and that’s why it will succeed.